What To Expect (I cannot believe they made a movie about this?)

by CrescentMelissa

What to expect when expecting

What to expect when texting

What to expect when selecting…what to get from the vending machine

What to expect when expecting company that’s expecting

What to expect when expecting to be funny but your really just not?

What to expect when sexting…but you just can’t think of anything sexting-y? Um, my panties, they smell wet?

What to expect when you go to sleep to late but you know you have to get up early but you can’t stop babbling in your head and writing not funny nonsense that does not have any point anyway.