The WordPress.com stats helper monkeys prepared a 2012 annual report for this blog.
Here’s an excerpt:
600 people reached the top of Mt. Everest in 2012. This blog got about 5,000 views in 2012. If every person who reached the top of Mt. Everest viewed this blog, it would have taken 8 years to get that many views.
My friends Troy and Deshja made this amazeballs funny short about my favorite vice. Do not have a beverage while drinking this unless you enjoy choking or fluid shooting out of your nose.