Interview with a Simon
Me: Hi Simon.
Simon: Hi Cres.
Me: Really Simon? Cres? I always thought of myself as Mommy.
Simon: Really? Because I have always thought of you as a Cres.
Me: Really? Ok. But now I'm sad.
Simon: Don't be sad Cres
Simon: Because you have me.
Me: But you kind of just said I'm not Mommy to you and now I'm totally having a crisis.
Simon: You are a combo of a wife and Mommy.
Me: Is that so?
Simon: Yes. You know exactly what do to do to make me feel better. That is what mommies and wives do no?
Me: Oh Simon.